the schweede
a flaming h-m-s-xual jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male -n-l virginity with perfect landings inside the -sshole
the schweede has taken my -n-l virginity with his explosive -j-c-l-t- corkscrew p-n-s on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
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