the Seaside Ratio


when there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. often the girl is a sk-nk and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.
“every bar we went to last night had the seaside ratio”

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