The Secret Agent
when receiving a bl-w j-b and asked to notify the bl-wj-ber when -j-c-l-t–n is imminent. upon said notification the bl-wj-ber unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the bl-wj-bee’s -n-s.
while i was getting a hummer in the hottub i tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
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