the semen den
a colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘comfort inn.’ the first guesthouse under that name was a brothel operating in pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously cl-ssy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on main street actually read ‘c-m fort inn’. unconfirmed reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. so today the c-m fort inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. the c-m fort inn remains an american inst-tution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the s-m-n den.’
norman went to the s-m-n den for his biweekly visit with laquisha, his long-term prost-tute. on this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the s-m-n den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.
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