The Sexiest Devotchka
a fantastically tall danish irish high-jumper from “da mesa” in santa barbara, california. while many believe she’s a barely-legal dead-s-xy blonde, the fact of the matter is she’s not legal at all! note that this does not stop the amazingly high crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):
1. vanilla rum in las vegas, nv
2. multiple screwdrivers in las vegas, nv
3. “kelli’s jungle punch” in ventura, ca
4. braaaaaandizzle’s “what the f-ck happened last night” drink and smokefest in oak view, california
few can control her, with the exception of negro police on bicycles and nutella salesmen (not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, the bruce.)
has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
often found near the “straight neeg” nathalie (follow the scent of marijuana)
you’d hit it. oh yes, you’d hit it.
hey, did you hear about the s-xiest devotchka’s lame friend who drank 1/10th of vodka? haha what a p-ssy!
6 foot tall, bad-ss motherf-cker, don’t mess with this b-tch or you’ll get the horns.
background: danish, swedish, german, irish
this b-tch will fully own you if you act awry.
aliases:
kel
kelli
long dong kong
wooz-ss
the tall hot blonde
bad-ss motherf-cker
dontonson
loyal to the end, if you cross her…you better watch your back, she’ll rampage
happy to be:
your friend
your bartender
your body guard
your mentor
your sidekick
your lapdog
your most loyal of deciples
dude did you see that chick?! she fully went s-xiest devotchka on that idiot’s
-ss!!
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