The Shading Handjob Correlation
the shading handjob correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that’s not the only thing she’s good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
if you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. if you’re a really good shader, then you’re really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: i know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. this is because of the shading handjob correlation.
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