The Shady Slap


while conducting the rusty trombone, you secretly sneak in a ping-pong paddle and slap the recipiant’s t-st-cl-s with a furious rage. when the reciever of this fine maneuver starts to pull away, you will continue with the rusty trombone enticing the person to stay a little longer and repeat the process over and over again.
i can’t believe she got me with the shady slap!
while conducting the rusty trombone, you secretly sneak in a ping-pong paddle and slap the recipiant’s t-st-cl-s with a furious rage. when the reciever of this fine maneuver starts to pull away, you will continue with the rusty trombone enticing the person to stay a little longer and repeat the process over and over again.
i can believe she got me with the shady slap!

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