the shaunafriend
a friend who comes around when they want to, ignores you when things are going well in life, but in the end knows absolutely nothing about you or your life.
4am: phone rings from a “the shaunafriend” in crisis.
two months later
sf calls on an off day and realizes in the last two months you’ve had a bad breakup, gotten into a car accident, been diagnosed with cancer…
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