the shaw

the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying v-g-n- that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it’s vile fluids.
the shaw just swallowed my d-ck whole!!!!

didn’t you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.
a popular stretch of crenshaw blvd; south of the 10/sta. monica frwy; through the afro-american ‘west-side’ hood, down past imperial hwy. into the palos verdes peninsula.
much high rim flossing and lowriding in the recently popular ‘scr-pers’ is enjoyed on this stretch during weekends. some have nicknamed it “the black folks sunset strip”.
“we bouta bend some corners and mob on down the ‘shaw’.
the shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. in its native habitat, the shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the english language. to understand the shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it’s mouth. this is a double-edged sword though, for the shaw has breath like bob saget’s -sshole. the shaw is well known for overusing the phrases “not to be mean, but…” and “but seriously though…”. in the magical world where the shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.
“dude, your grill is like b-ttery tombstones. you must be friends with the shaw.”

“what the h-ll is that stench? oh, the shaw just yawned.”
a mythical internet beast holding magical powers in the ways of internet marketing and traffic generation. in internet folklore, the shaw is known for making miraculous feats in web marketing. one fable in particular describes the shaw generating a 1,236% yr/yr increase in traffic for a website. a complete collection of the shaw’s fables does not exist, but most are well known among the web marketing community.
0ur website traffic increased by 1000%! it must be the shaw.
the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying v-g-n- that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it’s vile fluids.
the shaw just swallowed my d-ck whole!!!!

didn’t you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.