The Shawcross
the shawcross is the ent-ty that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
in some cultures, the shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair – especially when you know you definitely put two in the washing machine.
john “wtf ! i had half a christmas cake in the bread tin which i’ve been looking forward to all day… have you eaten it tim you f-cker??”
tim “no – maybe we’ve been visited by legendary food thief… the shawcross!!!”
john “grrrrrrr!!”
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