The Shawn
while extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on facebook
person’s facebook status: omfg you know what i hate? hipsters. like who the h-ll are they to wear this big -ss gl-sses. like b-tch you ain’t blind that’s degrading to blind people. -sshole. show some respect. you know what else i hate? asains…
commenter 1: wtf dude i never thought you were racist
commenter 2: don’t worry (commenter 1), (person) just plays the role of the shawn while drunk
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