The Shelly-Lexi
verb- the sh-lly-lexi is a simple s-xual activity. there are two partic-p-nts. the first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own -n-s. the other partic-p-nt carefully inserts both of his or her fists. the partic-p-nt with both fists in the -n-l cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. this is how you know when it’s true love.
dude 1: “how are you going to propose? beach, fancy dinner, what man?”
dude 2: “i don’t know man, i was thinking the sh-lly-lexi”
dude 1: “wow you must really love her”
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