The Shift


the “shift” is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from dfs to dfl. sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or fwb and wants to settle down with one woman.

the “shift” is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
guy one to guy two: “are you going through the shift? stop that crazy talk about her being ‘the one.'”

susan to jane: “wow, he’s so mature for his age to have gone through the shift.”
what irish people call snogging or making out

a fridget has never had the shift
i got the shift last night

he got shifted at school

she has never had the shift

fridget

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