The Shit Commitment
the sh-t commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. you walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your -ss to release pressure on the sh-t and prepare to fire. the odds of aborting are exactly 1:17
i almost missed the toilet because i tried to cancel the sh-t commitment.
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