THE SHIT SHE IS
an angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. she is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man cr-ps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.
“hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go.” “the sh-t she is,” he replies!!!
“hey, l.i.d., why don’t you shower?” “don’t tell me what to do. i showered last week.”
“hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? you’re not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge.” “the sh-t she is in charge. i’ll spit wherever i want to spit.”
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