the shondrae
a very black object, being, tool, creature, etc. bears a close skin color resemblance to: bon-bo monkey, obsidian, kenyan black panther, blackberries, black fruit fly, black sun, blackout air force 1s, west african -ss cheeks, dark matter, basically anything that is ultra-black. anywhere between 5’2 and 5’11 feet tall. very nice creatures. eyesight problems. somehow able to attract almost any girl’s attention. somewhat athletic. very intelligent creatures. typically quick-witted and good with comedy.
{quinn}: bro, do you see that thing over there that’s creating the darkness?
{kenny}: naw man, i can’t see it. its too motherf-ckin black. it looks like 4:00 in the morning.
{quinn}: oh no. i hope it isn’t what i think it is.
{kenny}: it is 😨😨😨.
{ quinn and kenny at the same time}: its -the shondrae-!!! 😰😱😭
^ shondrae in this case is the dark creature walking towards the men!
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