The Show

major league baseball, esp. when contrasted with the minor leagues.
in his first inning after being called up to the majors, the young pitcher gave up a towering home run. the commentators just chuckled and said, “welcome to the show, kid.”
aka national hockey leauge (n.h.l.)
that guy has sick dangles, he’s going to the show for sure.
the bigtime. a euphemism for having arrived, or becoming successful. also used to denote someone moving on to bigger and better things.
did you hear where he’s working? that’s the show.
also: after he got that job he got rid of that toyota, and he’s in a 7 series now, it’s quite the show.

the show is an age old performance. it has been performed by many talented gladiators over the years. the first occurrence of the show was in a blue nissan quest minivan, when a young boy, confused by one of his body’s natural reactions, decided to make his member dance.

every time this boy would have this reaction, he would scream “show”, and reveal his pantsfull. many would try to to mimic this incredibly mesmerizing performance, but non would succeed. only the original show master would be successful.

only his b-n-rific talents will bring crowds to watch the show.
“yesterday in the car this guy did the nastiest thing ever!”
“no way, what did he do?”
“he whipped it out, started screaming ‘it’s the show!’, and flexed his p-n-s all over the place!”
term given to when one women plays with her v-g-n- enough to give the viewer the pleasure of an erection. sometimes the show is wet, sometimes the show is moist, and sometimes its just downright dirty.
cathy couldn’t wait to take bob to the show.
a girl with huge t-ts that wears revealing clothes year round. guys congregate from all over to see her in all her glory.
guy 1: d-mn did you see the show today? b-tch is fine!

guy 2: i know, i got a double-feature!
a part game show, part talk show, hosted by homestar runner.
buzz! “oh, i’m sowwy. the cowwect answew… was ‘e-mail’.”