The Shpits


morphological blend of “sh-t” and “the pits.” depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical f-cked-up-edness.
dude, i had a monster dump brewing, and now all i have is the shpits…

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