the side door
(noun) taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. on a 90 degree angle from the regular p–ping position (rpp). usually in desperation, due to skid marks or p-b-s on either side of the toilet seat.
“i was forced to use the side door because there was sh-t stains on the front of the toilet seat.”
– joe-fizzle
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