the silencer
first apply a small amount of hot sauce on your p-n-s, then let the girl give you a bl-w j-b, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have -n-l s-x, after having -n-l s-x get on top of her and t-tty f-ck her while she licks your b-tthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and c-m in here mouth, don’t let her swallow it immediately, then take your p-n-s and shove the c-m down her th–rt, while you are doing this you p-ss down her th–rt forcing p-ss/c-m down her th–rt, while she’s forcing this down you sh-t in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a tony danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say “you are” you then punch in the nose and say “no tony danza is the boss b-tch” you then throw sh-t in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply “tony danza” you punch her in the nose again and say “why are you thinking about tony danza while we are having kinky s-x.”
requirements for the silencer: you must have at least a 10 inch p-n-s, no s-xual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only -n-l s-x with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky….warning make sure women is willing partic-p-nt and beware of her trying to bite your p-n-s!!!!
when you’re sh-tting next to a hot girls room and you take the toilet paper roll, shove it up your -ss so the p–p slowly goes into the water.
the silencer saved my life last night! jenny didn’t hear a thing.
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