The Silly Cow Sludge
you begin by combining your c-m with cow sh-t. you then freeze this new liquid into solid form. you finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops – anymore is considered deadly.
when mike pulled the silly cow sludge on kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed kevin
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