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  imaginary boots one puts on just before going out to get wasted. it’s wednesday night, we got nothin’ to do, let’s strap on our gnarley boots. (followed by drinking/smoking until no longer coherent)

• gobbler sack

  it is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck. i bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.

• Ramadaning

  ram·a·dan·ing ruhm-uh-dahn-ing -verb definition: 1. to ramadan 2. to find oneself in awkward situations involving food, drink, and worldliness while observing ramadan. made popular by www.ramadaning.com a ramadaning moment: here i am, sitting at my birthday dinner, watching my friends eat appetizers…waiting for iftar (to break fast). happy birthday to me.

• Gobotculous

  overbearinging or c-mbersome, or rediculously large amounts of something. man we have a gobotculous amount of homework in math tonight.

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