The Slap Bag
the slap bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. it has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. it is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. it also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven’t yet discovered.
i use the slap bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
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