the sleazy southwick
to awkardly position yourself at a party in a large group of woman in hopes that one will talk to you and give you the opportunity to either take advantage of or creep them out.
phil definitely just pulled off the sleazy southwick when he sat down by those three girls without speaking to any of them.
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