The Slippery Gac
a variation of the parisian soft-sword.
prepare the parisian soft-sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. when she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you’re covered in body oil. when she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional parisian soft-sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
bro #1: i was going to give here the parisian soft-sword last night, but i decided to go with the slippery gac instead.
bro #2: what type of sandwich did you get?
bro #1: turkey, although i didn’t eat most of it because of the splash damage.
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