The Smore
when a girl is sucking your d-ck on her knees you j-zz on the palm of your hand, then you rub your hands together and smack her with both j-zz-filled hands at the same time to spread c-m all over her face.
after i gave the girl the smore she had no idea what was going on.
this is s-xual activity in which it is both pleasurable and fulfilling for both the female and male counterparts. after the male c-ms into the v-g-n-, the female poos and closes her legs and stands up. this causes the s-m-n to fall out of the v-g-n- mixing with the trapped poo resulting in a s’more.
one day, mike was sharing with his best friend, ben, about his s-xual activities from the night before.
mike: “yeah, i totally did the s’more last night with my hoe.”
ben: “dude, we’re beefin’.”
when a guy has s-x in a girl in her -ss, then with her p-ssy and c-ms in it, then squishes it together and licks it
a guy named ed has s-x with sarah in her p–py -sshole, then puts his p–py d-ck in her v-g-n- and c-ms, then proceeds to squish her legs together and lick the s’more
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