the snail
when u take “a” nut and roll it to the top of your p-n-s….then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail….if it doesn’t your probably jewish.
matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
jake:lmf–!!
joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail….you kno what tht means
joe: f-ck
matt:hahahahahhahaha
part of the p-n-s showing game.
1. create the eiffel tower
2. wrap in a circular motion under then around your b-lls
3. pull p-n-s to one side with b-llsack still on top
enjoy
does this look like a snail to you?
why yes it does.
that’s why they call it the snail.
medical term: the complete opposite of “diarrhea”, “the runs” and “the marathons”. so named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
time to take the snails for a long walk…
the snail is when the boy lays on his back with his hands behind his head with his elbows sticking up. the girl should be underneath a blanket in doggy position sucking the boy off. this should look like a snail, with the elbows being the eyes and the girl underneath the blanket being the sh-ll
oi man i walked into my room mate room last night and this girl was doing the snail on him.
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