The Sorrow
a member of the cobra unit. a medium studied by the ussr. fathered the boss’s baby (ocelot). the boss then killed him on a mission from the cia. can communicate with the dead to get an edge in battle. cries blood ya know.
sad…so sad…war brings battle, battle brings death, death brings sorrow.
a character from metal gear solid 3: snake eater. he may also be known as the first mac user in history, despite the fact that he lived in a time before computers. he has s-xay hair, even with the receding hairline.
oh, and he can talk to the dead.
“the sorrow, stop crying blood and get your emo -ss over here!”
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