the south

any area in the us where the word “y’all” is used by anyone.
if your an atheist don’t move to the south, they hate us here.
contrary to the opinion of many northerners, the south is not a place filled with rednecks drinking whiskey, playing banjos, sleeping with our cousins, and beating on black people. in fact, we are actually pretty tolerant, as a whole, of other races and religions (i would like to point out that the biggest riots when they integrated schools were in boston.) we also have a very unique culture including music and literature. a lot of great writers and musicians were from the south, such as b.b. king, william faulkner, eudora welty, and anne rice. we also contribute to movies as well, since many great actors such as morgan freeman and james earl jones hail from here. so biased northerners should get a clue, or maybe read gone with the wind, the most beloved work by an american author. it’s by a dirty racist southerner, i hear.
if pennsylvania was so much better than the south, why don’t you just pack your bags and go back!
with regard to the other definition …
if you’re a yankee don’t move here, we hate all y’all too!
we don’t really care how you did it up north. if everything is so great up there, then delta is ready when you are!
noun, a place where: 1)tea is sweet and accents are sweeter, 2)summer starts in april 3 )macaroni and cheese is a vegtable 4) porches are wide and words are long 5)pecan pie is a staple 6) y’all is the only proper noun 7)chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy 8)everything is darlin’ 9)someones heart is always being blessed.
i love the south
a distinctive region covering a large portion of the united states. due to the region’s unique cultural and historic heritage, the south has developed its own customs, literature, musical styles (such as country music and jazz), and cuisine. southern states include:

alabama
arkansas
georgia
florida
tennessee
north carolina
south carolina
louisiana
mississippi
texas
virginia

and sometimes considered part of the south (depends on your sources:)

west virginia
oklahoma
kentucky

the south is way better than the north.
shut the f-ck up and recognize, the south is superior to you northern b-tches. i know i’ma get a lot of thumbs down for this sh-t, but who gives a sh-t. f-ck all the stereotypes.
basically just states in the south of the united states of america. the south is generally a very nice place to live in, with warm weather and friendly folk; the main reasons so many northerners are moving down to the south. what most southerners don’t know is that the ‘d-mn yankees’ don’t make fun of the south much at all, in fact we never really -mention- the south. we don’t bring up the civil war and taunt the south or anything. some southerners have this idea that all yankee’s think that the south is full of hicks, but this is not true. yankee’s like southerners, so you southerners should learn to be tolernat of yankee’s and their culture to. we’re all one country, after all.
southerners say “y’all” mostly and yankee’s say “you guys” mostly. this is one of the many differences between the south and north, but something that they can get over and just get along.
in short, the south is a distinct region of the united states which consists of the same states that seceeded from the union in the pre-civil war era. if you don’t know them by now, then you’ll never know them. the south is growing at a more than moderate rate and is a lot more diversified than it used to be. the south is the epitomy of amiability but also maintains a great sense of pride. if someone outside of the south “disses” it, a severe -ss-whippin can occur.
some idiot: you talk country.
me: what? you don’t like my southern drawl?
idiot: no. you sounded like a dumb-ss hick during the presentation.
me: i’m from the south, b-tch. plus, i’ll be getting my doctorate while you’ll still be hunting for your master’s.
idiot: i don’t care.
me: me either. (thousands of southerners show up at my defense)
idiot: we’re all friends here……..right?
southerners:———

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