The Spaniard
an elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the university of southern california during mustache march of 2007.
consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.
daring, flashy, and stylish, the spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.
i got whiplash from doing a double take when i first saw the spaniard.
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