the spank


your routine internet habits. checking your email accounts, mysp-ce, a couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
before i write this report, im going to do the spank first.

gary, why haven’t you gotten your sh-t done yet? sorry, ive been doing the spank.

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