The Speer
the speer or speering is the act of licking the palm of your hand and wiping the spit on your d-ck to wet for s-x. keeping your fingers tightly together.
he couldn’t get her turned on so he totally did the speer last night.
shoving a pint gl-ss full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.
“yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or i am f-cking out of here”
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