The Spicy Bike Ride
the act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral s-x on her. thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
i stocked up on jalapenos so i can give her the spicy bike ride later.
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