The Spider
the last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. the name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.
some guy: i’ll take a shot of whiskey.
bartender: looks like you got the spider. this one’s on the house.
when your fisting someone and your hand is in their -ss, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: spider!!!
…and that was the last time i gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.
a contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 d-ld-s coming off of it. it is used to pleasure random h-m-s-xuals. one person is required to hold it.
alex p-ssed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake d-cks all night long. they also chugged down gallons of p-ss.
the last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash
i’d let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider
a guitar player’s finger stretching exercise.
e:———-|
b:———-| in guitar tablature
g:–1-2-3-4-|
d:–3-4-1-2-|
a:———-|
e:———-|
a contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. it is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. one person is required to hold it.
jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once
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