The Splangs
the involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep… you know… that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker… then, splang! and you wake up saying… what the f-ck!
dude, i was so having a great sleep, until i got the splangs!
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