The Splinter Cell
the art of splinter cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. this can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
jake: i just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, i looked up to see sam fisher himself about to sh-t on my head
steve: that’s the best performance of the splinter cell ever!
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