The Spock Position
this is a s-x position. start by simply holding your hand out like spock does on the show “star trek” then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. for those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.
“i asked candace to do the spock position last night and she said no.”
“well looks like you just have to dump her.”
“i already paid the midget and everything”
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