The spooner


when you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.
last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. i said f–k that and gave her the spooner.
when you pop out your girlfriends gl-ss eye with a rusty spoon and f-ck her scull through her eye socket
dont lip off to me b-tch or i”ll give you that spooner!!!

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