The Spring Board
when a man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid p-n-s, folded in half, inside a womans -ss. then allows it to get “hard” while slowly unfolding into a springing action.
“hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure.”
“ok, you going for the spring board?”
“yup, its in, now gimme dem b–bies.”
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