the square mile

slang for the location of a phone network of thieves who lie about doing a “job” or be at “work” to their families and to society whilst they are thieving money from working people via phone calls to each other.

slang was frequently used in 2008 when the thieves lost all confidence in each other, met with some “politicians” and resolved to thieve from the population even harder than before, otherwise known as “the banking crash” or “the bank bailout.”
last night i saw on the news there was a bloke who was given £300,000 after some thieves stopped showing confidence in the thieving operation he ran. the buck stopped with him so he was given a £300,000 pension as punishment. they say there’s going to be cuts in the local nursery for homeless children and the local swimming pool’s disabled childrens morning will be cancelled because of a crash they say somewhere or something, i don’t know.

anyway, they say this guy “worked” in somewhere called “the square mile” from which we all benefit because of the trickle down of the money they thieved and because of “growth” (not growth in the trouser department hehe) i mean growth of buildings in london and growth of house prices which is worth shutting public services down for the most vulnerable because the alternative is a north korea style communism like queen thatcher said herself or something.