the squills
a frame of mind or social disease that can only exist in a small residential neighborhood of pittsburgh, the effects of which are worst in it’s narrow but bustling commercial avenues or the frick and schenley park regions. it causes h-m-s-xuals to do terrible things in a fruit loop, kids to get stoned on the steps of synagogues and high schools in mid afternoon, people to be generally kind un-btrusive quiet or well, d-mn, just plain f-cking happy all the time. when one has the squills it’s imperative to let people have a good time. it’s the jewish haight ashbury of the east coast. it is where tolerance met old money and drugs. it’s a great unhappening place to be, and a happy disease to have.
i was bored so i went to squirrel hill. i hung out at the benches and started getting the squills. then i went to squirrel cage but -insert name of crazy recent dramatus personae here- so i booked it and found -insert pot head here- and went to this cool apartment off shady where i had green ganja and happy poems, then i went back to murray for coffee and skateboarding, got some heads together, had a seven minute football game on happy hill, and then i hiked back upstreet and felt the squills again.
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