the squirrels are after me
the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think i’m nuts!
the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think i have nuts!
the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think i have nuts!
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