the stabher grabber


a male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. he collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.
the doctor told lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. i warned her to take it easy with grandpa john because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn’t listen.

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