the stanford


to do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite s-x, and make sure they are drunk. when they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.
will: man, i need some gash.
mark: me too, but getting girls is such effort.
will: f—- it, lets do the stanford!
mark: h-ll yeah!

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