the stapleton hormone
usually triggered by the cancerous sound of chris stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying h-m-cide would be.
tennessee whiskey? yeah i choked my cousin bobby joe last week while listening to that song. the police let me off the hook when i told them i just had a high concentration of the stapleton hormone in my brain.
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