The Stinky Penguin
the stinky penguin is a s-xual position used in -n-l intercourse. it involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect p-n-s. it also helps to be used following the tuna sandwich.
guy:”hey, do you wanna do the stinky penguin?”
girl:”of course!”
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