The Stinky Puppet
when a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to m-st-rb-t- with with sock covered hand.
when performed with another it is called “the stinky puppet show”
joseph: last night when i got home from the gym, i was so h-rny i did the stinky puppet!
charlie: thats sounds awesome! i gotta try this tonight!
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