The Stone God
the stone g-d is the person that you end up meeting when you’re really stoned. you can’t see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. it feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
q:”why are you walking so upright and funny?”
a:”the stone g-d is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; i can’t walk normally!”
“i can’t move forward from the car seat. the stone g-d has me pinned to the back of the seat.”
“my head feels a bit heavy. i can feel the stone g-d following me around, pressing on my head gently.”
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