The Stoner
unzipping your pants and p-ssing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don’t have to stop and people don’t have to wait for you.
brian: i’m gonna pull “the stoner”
andrew: me too
brian: you p-ss to the left i will p-ss to the right
brian: hey wait i have to p-ss
andrew: no just pull “the stoner”
two belgium waffles smeared with nutella, served with easymac, cheetos and a drink of your choice.
what the f-ck are you thinking man? where’s the stoner? i just smoked a whole godd-mn bowl, i better get my f-cking stoner!
Read Also:
- The Suites
the suites, is an organization composed entirely of supah-fine, bad -ss motha shut yo mouths. many of whom, are at the height of wit, & comedic genius. the rest of them make up for it by being pretty. the lucky ones are both. have you seen the suites, it’s supah-fly. man them suiteans, sure are […]
- thesuperficial.com
a gossip site written by someone credited as thesuperficialwriter. he doesn’t post anything original but rather quotes gossip news from other sources (tmz.com, page six, etc.). his jokes consist of calling attention to the flaws of perfectly gorgeous female celebrities (i.e tila tequita is short, cindy crawford is old, jennifer love hewitt is fat) and […]
- the talk of the town
the main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population. my jumping off the niagara fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when i’m thirty two years old.
- The Ted Mosby
a play on girls in which you 1. put on a plaid b-tton up over a graphic tee 2. hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible 3. tell her “i got left at the altar” 4. she will then comfort you….and it is on the ted mosby […]
- The Triple Derk
the process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. the less time in between hits the better and the final derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with mohammed. you wanna hit the […]