the stool softener
a h-m- or heteros-xual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. the act is ended with the -n-s exploding out the contents into the softener-er’s hot ejaculatory goo.
frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him hep-c, he performed “the stool softener” on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. she p-ssed out in a warm sp-nk loaf later that night.
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